Ichabod Pumpkin Flail

This is not a trigger. This is the Ichabod Pumpkin Flail — a limited-production, aluminum-bodied impact tool designed for the serious pumpkin king, queen, or wicked ninja who refuses to be limited by conventional hardware. The problem it solves: you need a visually distinct, durable striking instrument with positive retention, smooth chain articulation, and zero tolerance for rattling, binding, or loose fasteners after repeated use. This is not a costume prop. It is a precision assembly.

Compatibility

• Ninjas (all skill levels)
• Ninja Assassins
• Counter Ninja Assassins
• Really Awesome Mall Cops (Mall Ninjas)
• Dudes Named Chuck
• Pumpkin Royalty (kings, queens, and court-appointed flail-wielders)

Key Features

• Pumpkin Head: 2.66″ diameter, 6061 aluminum, orange anodized with Jack-O-Lantern face cut to raw aluminum. No paint to chip. No decals to peel.
• Handle & Pommel: Black anodized aluminum. Pommel prevents grip loss during high-velocity swings — essential for maintaining control under duress.
• Chain Assembly: Dual steel chain studs with ball bearings. 12″ black steel chain. Overall extended length 25″. Smooth articulation, zero binding.
• Assembly: Ready to smash out of the box. No tools required for setup.
• Origin: Manufactured in Arizona.

Install Difficulty

1 out of 5. This is a complete assembly. Unpack and deploy. No armorer tools required.

FAQ

Is this a functional weapon or a display piece?

This is a fully assembled, functional impact tool. It is not a toy. Use responsibly and in accordance with all applicable laws.

Why is this not available to California or Massachusetts?

State and local restrictions prohibit the sale of this product to those jurisdictions. We comply fully with all applicable laws. No exceptions.

Can I use this for training or competition?

This is not designed for USPSA, IDPA, or similar shooting sports. It is intended for visual interest, collection, and niche application by qualified users.

Shipping & Warranty: Ships within 1-2 business days via insured ground. Limited lifetime warranty against manufacturing defects. Not for sale outside the 50 continental United States. You are responsible for obeying all Federal, State, and local laws regarding purchase, possession, and use.